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I <3 Intel!
I sought out further material to help my understanding evolve on this matter, and I believe it comes down to really knowing about the office environment Intel provides.
I want to work at Intel, because they're a company where employees can pursue their passions, support wold-changing initiatives, and thrive intellectually. Intel honors the values of discipline, quality, and risk-taking. It's what the company was built on. Intel even proves it's not all about profit, by making sure to hire women, minorities, and people with disabilities, in addition to normal employees.
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Music To Make Vibrations
As before, I've taken the liberty of uploading individual frames from this Intel video for the convenience of Intel hiring manager(s) and readers, as well as to relieve some of the burden on Youtube, who, being an up-and-coming company, likely doesn't need its growing infrastructure slammed by the immense amount of traffic my blog generates.
I'm still waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up, and tell me I'm not alone, Intel! Hire me! Please! I'll even wear underwear under my pants!
Intel Headhunter Leaked Recruitment Video #2
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Bring Attention And Break Motivation
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Knowledge Economy She Wants!
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Turns Off Women's Monitors To Keep
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