Engineer's Bench Gives Pleasant Trembling Tingles: Work At Intel (INTC) Still Wish I Do!!!!

Sex Toys & Circuit Design!
I <3 Intel!

Well, it's been a duration of time which has passed and Intel hasn't yet hired me, despite my strenuous efforts to convince the hiring managers (who I'm absolutely certain are reading my blog with breathless anticipation) that I'm destined to be a valuable asset.

I sought out further material to help my understanding evolve on this matter, and I believe it comes down to really knowing about the office environment Intel provides.

I want to work at Intel, because they're a company where employees can pursue their passions, support wold-changing initiatives, and thrive intellectually.  Intel honors the values of discipline, quality, and risk-taking.  It's what the company was built on.  Intel even proves it's not all about profit, by making sure to hire women, minorities, and people with disabilities, in addition to normal employees.

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I know they don't mention it explicitly, but I think I qualify to be in the 'other diverse groups' Intel rightfully is proud of employing, and I want to show I truly get what it takes to be a part of this beloved industry leader - this worldwide company with countless opportunities, providing a professional and diversity nurturing environment where I'm convinced I'd be welcomed.

As before, I've taken the liberty of uploading individual frames from this Intel video for the convenience of Intel hiring manager(s) and readers, as well as to relieve some of the burden on Youtube, who, being an up-and-coming company, likely doesn't need its growing infrastructure slammed by the immense amount of traffic my blog generates.

I'm still waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up, and tell me I'm not alone, Intel!  Hire me! Please! I'll even wear underwear under my pants!

References:
Intel Headhunter Leaked Recruitment Video #2

Beautiful Blonde Women
Walk The Halls Inspired
To Pursue Careers In STEM!

Un-Pretty Women
Stay Out Of Way To Not
Bring Attention And Break Motivation

She Knows How Much
Knowledge Economy She Wants!

Intel's Green Computing Initiative
Turns Off Women's Monitors To Keep
The Group's Debugging Momentum Going

Uncontainable Enthusiasm And Innovation
Is The Lifeblood Of Intel

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Engineer And
Cowboy Not
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Anticipating What
Will Need To Be
Provided For Growing
Needs

Always Transform
Positivity Forward
Do Not Allow
The Negativity

Bent Over
Position Great
Strategy For
Promotions

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Intellectually
It's All Possible
At Intel!

A Fit Tush Is The Foundation
For Success In This Knowledge Economy
And To Pursue Passions

Experienced Executives Serve As
Role Models

Employees Are Encouraged To
Speak Up And Expect A Timely
Insemination.

Which Will Be First To Celebrate
A Unique Point Of View?

Not Just Everyone
Can Be A Cherished
Female Employee

Ready To Receive Rewards And Recognition For Further
Development And Retain Strategic Initiatives

Now She Must Retrieve
The Green Frog
Which Has Now Become
The Brown Frog